attempts at surrealist writing?

I.
There were two sugars on the table. He was told that the
sugar on the left was for diabetics, and the sugar on the
right was for non-diabetics. Not knowing for himself,
he went without.

II.
Behind him stood two doors. One marked "IN", the
other marked "OUT". Not knowing his place, he
stood for a lengthy amount of time before going
back from where he came.

III.
Unbeknownst to him, someone had slipped him
the non-diabetic sugar. He collapsed into a coma.
They wheeled him out through the "IN" door.